My Very First Town Council Email

If you have been following on Twitter lately, you would have known I’m facing some sort of an irritating pest problem. One morning, exeraberated (I need to know how to spell this word which means made worse by) by the fact that I did not get to sleep a wink, and seeing the ants run happily all over my table trying to grab the leftover Milo in my cup, I couldn’t stand it anymore and shot the following email to the Tampines Town Council:

Dear Town Council, I live on the 6th floor, and my room has recently been infested with ants coming in to search for food every morning. I would have liked to spray them all to death, but it appears that the ant colony is somewhere under the ledge outside my window on the 6th floor, so they are safely out of reach of my Shieldtox, and yet they continue to torment me every morning. The only way I can stop the ants from coming in is to close all my windows. I look forward to your quickest reply on how this pest problem can be solved, as it’s driving me nuts. Thank you.